Sitting in biology at the end of the day today — not the end but close enough — the realization dawned on me that the world was a giant bowl of shit. You may be asking yourself, “why a bowl of shit, Ben?” I’ll tell you why. All day long we sit back living it up in our nice cube shaped above ground caves while the rest of the world eats our shit — quite literally too. We’re born into the shit our parents and everyone else shat before we came into the world. Right off the bat we decided it would be great to throw our hat into the ring and help fill the world with shit too. Not just shit, as in shit shit, but much much more shit that we feel compelled to burn and waft into the air for all to breathe. Sooner rather than later our kids will start dumping their shit on top of all the other shit, and the cycle continues. This is why the world is a bowl of shit. Enjoy!
Stay tuned, other exciting revelations about life soon to follow!